dstriderthescriptwriter:

johnathanstrider:

dstriderthescriptwriter:

alright that works

my name is johnathan, but most call me john

nice to meet you john

the pleasure is all mine, i assure you

dstriderthescriptwriter:

johnathanstrider:

dstriderthescriptwriter:

king of perfection

sex god

the next bruce wayne…

most people just call me david though

i think i shall stick to david, if you please

alright that works

my name is johnathan, but most call me john

dstriderthescriptwriter:

johnathanstrider:

dstriderthescriptwriter:

alright cool

so, what may i call you?

king of perfection

sex god

the next bruce wayne…

most people just call me david though

i think i shall stick to david, if you please

dstriderthescriptwriter:

johnathanstrider:

dstriderthescriptwriter:

haha im lost but ok

heh, it’s alright

i’m use to that

alright cool

so, what may i call you?

dstriderthescriptwriter:

johnathanstrider:

dstriderthescriptwriter:

oh you mean those weird alien things

ok

cool

trolls, honey, and they’re absolutely adorable

there’s also casey, my daughter nakodile

haha im lost but ok

heh, it’s alright

i’m use to that

dstriderthescriptwriter:

johnathanstrider:

dstriderthescriptwriter:

the what

the grubs
my children who happen to be baby trolls 

oh you mean those weird alien things

ok

cool

trolls, honey, and they’re absolutely adorable

there’s also casey, my daughter nakodile

dstriderthescriptwriter:

johnathanstrider:

dstriderthescriptwriter:

oh wow formal

whats up

heh, i try to be polite

nothing much, just dealing with the grubs

the what

the grubs
my children who happen to be baby trolls 

dstriderthescriptwriter:

johnathanstrider:

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greetings and salutations

oh wow formal

whats up

heh, i try to be polite

nothing much, just dealing with the grubs

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greetings and salutations

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dualscarves:

johnathanstrider:

it is, actually
casey may be over eight feet but she’s still as sweet as ever

i’m a male
so am i - i thought a first that raising three of them might be hard but the only one who gives me any problems is elndor
he’s so hot-headed, which might be why he was born with crimson-blood 

wwhat do they evven eat?

howw old be they then?

crimson-blood huh…wwell good luck wwith that lad, yer gonna need it.

well, elndor loves… well, anything he can fit his mouth on. he chews on everything - i suppose red meat is his favorite

elanor seems to love fruits and sweets the most - she’ll nibble at meat if i give it to her but only a few nibbles and then she’s done
and cheerios, she loves cheerios

elrond loves fish - any fish, cooked or raw
i don’t know if it’s because he’s a sea dweller or if it’s just a personal preference

hmmm all three of them are about the same age - and i’ve had them since… december, i think, so they’re almost a year (or half a sweep) old

oh i know
between the chewing and ramming into everything and the temper tantrums… he’s a handful alright 

escortegbert:

Basic Tumblr etiquette dictates that it is a bit rude to reblog a post demanding asks without sending the person you reblogged it from an ask.

But that is alright. I cannot expect you people to have any etiquette, let alone internet manners.

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dualscarves:

johnathanstrider:

a nakodile is like a crocodile, a huge water loving reptile but it’s capable of standing on it’s hind legs and, in my case, is orange

thank you, and it happened because my little darlings were abandoned

tha’ sounds like an interestin’ pet ta havve.

…ohh oh i’m glad ye took them in - yer a kind lad or lass.

it is, actually
casey may be over eight feet but she’s still as sweet as ever

i’m a male
so am i - i thought a first that raising three of them might be hard but the only one who gives me any problems is elndor
he’s so hot-headed, which might be why he was born with crimson-blood 

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dualscarves:

johnathanstrider:

johnathan is a human name, and i am a human
and i’m raising three troll grubs and an orange nakodile

ohh!

wwhat is a nakodile? but good luck, howwevver that came ta be.

a nakodile is like a crocodile, a huge water loving reptile but it’s capable of standing on it’s hind legs and, in my case, is orange

thank you, and it happened because my little darlings were abandoned

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dualscarves:

johnathanstrider:

well, not-so-small anymore
my three grubs are growing and chewing things up

that’s good to hear
my name is johnathan strider, but most just call me john

but isn’t johnathan a human name? ah sounds adorable.

nice ta meet ye.

i be th’ orphaner dualscar, but me name be nadaya.

johnathan is a human name, and i am a human
and i’m raising three troll grubs and an orange nakodile

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dualscarves:

johnathanstrider:

greetings back to you

i’m doing well, beyond small frustrations that is
and how are you?

small frustrations huh

wwhich frustrations be they?

an’ i be doin’ pretty wwell meself. wwhat be yer name?

well, not-so-small anymore
my three grubs are growing and chewing things up

that’s good to hear
my name is johnathan strider, but most just call me john